I have an announcement to make that I know will make my faithful regular callers happy: I will be available for calls MUCH more often and for longer than I have been for the last several months! Most of my regs know that I have chronic pain issues that have kept me from feeling up to challenge of taking calls and breaking sissy balls. A great part of the pain keeping me away from my worshippers was sitting at my desktop computer, but my sweet sissy-in-training slave Fatty bought me a new laptop, so I can now recline in comfort while I put my bitches through their paces.

I just got my new pretty yesterday, so I don’t know yet exactly what my new schedule will be — feel free to leave a comment letting me know what times you’d be interested in seeing me be regularly available. I’m also looking into taking appointments so that my regulars don’t have as hard of a time getting a place in line when I am available — feel free to comment and let me know what you think about that idea as well!

You tiny-dicked sissies just LOVE to send me photos of your little peens, and I just LOVE to fuck around with the pics. Here’s a handy Demotivational poster, using a pic my under-endowed faggot Cucklette sent me today:

A new small dick humiliation captioned pic for all my wee-willed sissies! You bitches are always calling me to whine and cry about how your little dick is too tiny to even jerk off properly…what do you expect me to do? Fetish you a tissue and pat your back soothingly? Fuck no. I’m a size queen, down to the bone (pun intended) and when you show me a dick too little to see, much less too little to fuck, I get a little cranky, and then I have to take it out on you. However, I just know that captioned pic is going to get your worm all a’wriggling, so go ahead and call me, because I could use a good laugh…

Pic I posted to my Twitpic account this morning of me with my hair freshly unbraided after a full nights’ sleep. I look like a Pre-Rapahelite goddess, all auburn waves and amber highlights. I also have on no makeup, and at the time of this photo was moderately blazed. My eyes get all sleepy and squinty when I’m high — my eyes are open in the photo, I swear!

I took some pics yesterday (and posted them to my Twitter account via Twitpic) while puttering around the house being all housewifely…I know some of you French Maid sissies are nodding excitedly, imagining the frilly apron I’d make you wear while you cleaned my apartment! I didn’t have sissymaids on my mind yesterday, I had sewing on my mind. I’m planning on sewing up a top for myself in the next few days, and that requires moving my sewing machine into the living room. Along the way I took pics of kitties and my desk, so that you can see the little furry bastards that keep me company while I work and where I am when you call me.

Sunbeams and Biscuit-Kitties Why Halo Thar, Mr. Biscuit. Where the magic happens. Assorted Sewing Shenanigans His Infernal Majesty, Salem Blocking His Majesty's Sunbeam.

Earlier today I changed my profile background on Twitter, saying that “I know if I’m tired of looking at the same old shit, you probably are too.” One of my followers replied with: “tired of looking at you? you are my wallpaper laptop…”

That gave me an idea — I’m sure some of you sissies would love to have my gorgeous face as your wallpaper (if I’m not there already), so I whipped up a wallpaper for you. Click on the thumbnail below to see it fullsize and save it to your computer/set it as your wallpaper. Would you sluts like to have more wallpapers of Yours Truly? Just let me know…

One of my callers sent me a dick-pic pic, with the message: “What do women think when I unveil?” My answer was a gale of laughter; a completely humiliating call wherein I made sure that he understood that his dick was not fit to be called a dick but was most definitely a clitty; and making this pic to show all of you sissies what a truly pathetically-small dick looks like. Where’s the beef, indeed — looks like the beef is trying to crawl back home! Click the link to see the pic: (more…)